The Important Broadcast Module 136: The Cattle of The Past

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Did you come here for some light-hearted comedy relief? Well, be prepared for something a bit heavier. The Great Leader even began the broadcast with a disclaimer that it was "not going to be an easy listen this week". Luckily, the show turned out exactly as he'd predicted. There are a couple of chuckles, sure; but there are some truly harrowing moments too. Strap in for a few facts, a whole lot of dinners, a bit of Crime & Punishment and a man who began his conversation with a warning about how much he was planning on swearing. Here we go then..... Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Brady OX
0:03.5	Well hello how are you first of all
0:06.0	Do you remember on websites when websites were first sort of starting guys
0:09.5	Everyone would start a little website
0:11.6	And it would always say
0:12.9	Oh hello welcome do come in
0:15.9	Take a seat to my virtual home
0:18.4	It was like the most annoying thing And it would always be like the same joke. Make yourself a cup of tea. And you know, you're like, come on, just get to the thing. It's like when you watch YouTube videos now, isn't it? And you're like, oh, I want to learn how to like tune my guitar. Let me just watch this video. And then it starts off with someone going. And the video will be called, like, tune your guitar now.
0:39.1	And you click on it.
0:39.8	And then someone will just go, hey, so my name's Denny, and my father died in 1963.
0:46.0	Now, why is that interesting?
0:47.1	And you're like, oh, God, just get to the thing.
0:48.7	And everyone's, everyone's first tweet was, right, how does this bloomin' Twitter work?
0:57.6	I know.
0:58.4	I was quite tempted recently to actually tweet that.
1:03.0	But, yeah, and websites would always have, they're always, oh, you've got to have a links page.
1:09.0	Yes, interesting links. And they wouldn links page. Yes. Interesting links.
1:12.1	Interesting links.
1:13.5	And they wouldn't be interesting.
1:14.9	Gallery as well.
1:18.2	Lots of websites still have galleries, which I think is quite old-fashioned.
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