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Danny Wallace.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your podcast pals.

That's me, of course.

Danny Wallace, you know.

You're right?

You know?

Did you forget your name? No, I'm just trying to talk to the listener, you know, and make it more person. I'm like, you know, Danny, Radio X and the various other things, the books and various different things. So you'll know me from that. Steve Ferdinando, you will know from the Billerickie Gazette and the upward tick in bike crime.

Please stop saying that.

And the Western Zoiland arsonist himself, burning bridges, as well as bonfires, Joe, manager of expectations, Atty Well.

Please don't say that.

And so I'm not allowed to say anymore that you start fires or that you nick bikes.

Well, then what can I say about you?

You can say that I'm about 20% more handsome in person than I am in pictures.

And you can say that Joe has got the best hair in probably in radio, I would say.

I was hoping you were going to give me broadcasting there, but I suppose there's people have better hair on television.

I would say the whole of, yeah, not TV.

Don't forget Charlie State and, you know.

Cracking hair. Okay, well, not TV. Don't forget Charlie State and, you know. Cracking hair.

Okay, well, thank you for the tips, guys.

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