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Danny Wallace.

Well, hello. How are you? I hope you very, very well indeed, and more importantly, I hope you're minding that wind.

Hasn't it been windy recently? Also sunny in other places. I always get confused sometimes when I hear the weather reports because they're getting more and more vague.

And I realise that's dangerous for me to say. It comes across as critical of a corporation such as global radio, but sometimes it'll say, oh, it'll be sunny in some

places for some people and rainy for others. And I always think, well, who? Be specific.

Now, that was my way of doing an intro entirely on my own. It doesn't work as well. And you will,

you will discover why I've done that very soon, because we had technical issues, didn't we, Stephen and Joe, on the important broadcast this week.

I couldn't hear you.

I couldn't hear the show.

I didn't know when the music was going to start or end.

I didn't know if there's music underneath me.

I didn't know how long I had to talk.

But I could see you both on Skype, just sitting there.

And I've never felt so alone. And yet I was connected to the listener.

Yeah. You were, weren't you? You really got back to the roots of what radio actually is.

Yeah.

Which is effectively talking to your listener.

It's just the shame because you hate the listeners, don't you? Not all of them. Not all of them. But a good majority of them. Is it a majority? Is 90% a majority? I don't know. I'm not great with math. But it's certainly the live listeners because, you know, the podcast guys, you're all up with the live. You can't stand, you always come off air. You always come off air and you throw your headphones down and you go,

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