Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery.

Unfortunately, the artisan bakery in question was so up-and-coming.

Nobody actually knew it existed.

But then she had the really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan.

It looked good, Really, really good.

Their investors thought so too.

And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly.

Thanks, Canber.

Danny Wallace, Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your important broadcast pals.

Let's all just make sure we've assembled.

Danny Wallace, the great leader.

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Old match fingers.

That's how they describe you these days on the Facebook group.

Someone took it upon themselves to call you old match fingers. Old match fingers. That's how they describe you these days on the Facebook group. Someone took it upon themselves to call you old match fingers. And it's a perfectly done thing. This is because you are currently involved in a capital-wide arson scheme, if I remember rightly. I

can't remember if that's exactly what happens. But you light open fires in central London,

threatening the sleep of your neighbours

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