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Danny Wallace, RadyoX.

Well, hello and how are you? I hope you're very, well. Well, hello and how are you? I hope you're very... Well, hello and how are you?

Are you?

Very, very well indeed.

Oh, dear.

Welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your pals, the important broadcast squad,

broadcasting remotely from my basement,

and also in Studio X, where Steve is standing up right now. I can see on my cameras. You've got your pass on. That's very important,

because it makes you look, as we've established, like a key worker. I got a letter, Joe,

saying I am a key worker, but it was only one from Global Radio.

So I'm not sure Global is an actual governing body.

But they sort of went, we consider him a key worker.

Yes, I think that was the point.

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