Danny Wallace

Ray D-O-X

Start it with

Well, hello and welcome

Just like that

Just like that So you do it nice, high-energy Well, hello and welcome No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hi on that, come on you can do better Hello and welcome No, no, no, no, do like this, do it like, do it Well, hello, do it, this, well, hello, welcome No, no, no, no, don't make fun at me, man.

I'm trying to give you some tips.

He sounded like Zippy.

Yeah, I'm not welcome.

Yeah, he's more of a bungle. Well, hello and welcome to another... There you go. Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your pals, Danny, Joe, and Even Steve. Hey. Even Stevens. That's a feature.

I don't know what it is, but let's go with it.

The best features are always when you come up with the pun title name first and just think,

you just reverse engineer from that.

We can make something on the radio of that.

Okay. I can help people get even.

Yeah.

Or you could provide balance.

In fact, you do that a little bit later on when you dismiss my idea of donating to food banks. No, I did not do that. Well, you did with your eyes. I did not do that, listen. Of course you didn't. Little music feature, Dan's bands. We play only the music that you like at the end of the show. That's what we do anyway, every week, but then we'd remove it for the podcast because it is prohibitively expensive. We could get two people on the phone who've had an argument and we could do even Stephen, and I'll help them, you know, a bit like Judge Rinder. I can help them come to an agreement with whatever that's bothering them. You know how much Judge Judy gets?

How much? $47 million a year. Shut up. How do you know that? Because I've read it. Wow. That's a lot. That's a lot of money, isn't it? No, no. Too much money. I don't think she's even a judge issue. Maybe she is. Don't sue me. I don't think I'd do it for that money.

No?

Apart from going to the Mars singer, which we discussed it. Is she? Maybe she is. Oh, you know what? I don't think I'd do it for that money.

No?

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