Danny Wallace

Ray D-O-X

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast

I think this is like 108 isn't it?

It is exactly 108 by my reckoning

It certainly is

But you knew that didn't you

Because you're clever, you're smart

You switched on.

And it says it on the description

Yes of course and it also says it on the description. Yes, of course. And it also says it on the description. Danny Wallace here sitting alongside me, the Billericay Knitwit, owner of the Bulba's hand. There's lots of other ways to describe me. I can't think of them right now. How else would you describe me? I like being described. I'm going to come up with a great way of describing you later on in this podcast. That's Steve Ferdinando, of course. And Jo Atiwell as well, who brought a certain sense of unease and stress to the broadcast today. It's the most dour, not only that you've ever been on air, but I've ever seen you. I've never seen you like this. Just before we go there, can I shout out to Andy, who's your lump friend? He sends us lots

of emails about his hand, love. We don't always get to them, Andy, but thank you so much for your emails and thanks for keeping us updated with your hand lump. He's your hand. He's got the reverse hand. He's from East Yorkshire. He's your East Yorkshire lump twin. it's nice to have a lump twin

I'd love to meet you one day

tomorrow I'm going of course

to broom your East Yorkshire lump twin. It's nice to have a lump twin. I'd love to meet you one day.

Tomorrow I'm going of course to Broomfield Hospital in Chelmsford. Is that tomorrow?

To be the subject of an exam. I forgot about this. Yes. So it's happening tomorrow.

Happened tomorrow morning. It's a lot faster than I thought. So this is because you went to the doctors, they took one look at your lumpy hand and went, you need to be in a textbook. You had your photo taken. And then they went, could you possibly come along and be a question in a live medical exam? Yeah. Well, Andy, I think, if I understand his email correctly, has sort of said if they need a second case to study, he is willing to lend a hand. Well, he could take the north.

Yeah.

Take the sound. has sort of said if they need a second case to study he is willing to lend lend a hand well he could take the north yeah take the south yeah yeah yeah yeah that's it i'm quite

looking forward to going tomorrow though i bet you are but she said to me i said what times do i

have to be there and she said 8 a.m and i was like that's quite early and she went well you can get here

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