Danny Wallace

Ray D-O-X

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your pals

The Important Broadcast Squad, myself of course Danny Wallace, the great leader.

I'm sitting here.

To my right, maybe three feet away, I would say,

the Portuguese Prancer, Stephen Ferdinando

Hailing from Billerickey

How do you find that?

Yeah

And Joettewell from Western Zoiland

That's where I'm from

It is

And someone

Spotted you in a pub on Christmas Eve

And they had a selfie with you

Yeah

I didn't know who you were

Well no

So I got into the pub A mate of mine who I see once a year at Christmas. What's his name? Callum. Callum. Hello, Callum. He said, oh, he said, my girlfriend knows you from the radio and she's a bit embarrassed. I said, oh, dude, like, no worries. Hey, I I totally don't but like it's just I'm just in my other gay just in my local pub guys let's give them what they want and uh bring her over so then she sat in a roped off area of the pub as well you must be Callum's girlfriend yes Yes, I am Joe Attywell.

Yeah, well, she comes over and then she goes, No, I don't know you. I've no idea who you are. She said, my mum and my brother do, though. I was like, oh, cool, okay. And then we did a little picture, and then I assume the mum and the brother saw it. But I did point out... Hope your brother likes it. I did point out the picture wouldn't be much use. Because, of course, radio, as we all know, is an oral. Audio. Medium. And so what I look like is, frankly, not of your concern. No, it isn't. So please don't approach him again. But you can approach me. I'd love to go. You love it. I love it. Oh, you love playing the big guy. I'm fame hungry. You are. Yeah, you gobble it up, don't you? Like a hungry hippo. Like a fame searching Pac-Man. You do. I'm looking for it. And the little monsters, the monsters that Pac-Man fights they're like the people get in my way

i would sometimes walk past uh steve and he's outside leaning on the lamp post outside uh global

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