You have 30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, but it isn't any bomb.

It's a chemical weapon filled with poisonous gas planted by a serial killer.

You need quiet. But your ears never stop ringing.

You haven't slept properly in months.

Oh God. You're on the age.

And you've only got three seconds left.

Trigger point tonight at 9 on ITV1 and ITVX.

Hold your breath.

Danny Wallace.

Great.

Well, welcome along.

It is the podcast for the important broadcast. Please don't worry if this is the first time you have come across the important broadcast. I will be setting out all the rules, the ground rules for listening a little bit later on. What is expected of you, what's acceptable, what is unacceptable, and how you can go from listener to senior listener.

We've just done the show.

Steve, how do you feel it went?

Do I need to put my hand up to speak?

Very good.

Steve, how do you, my hands up, please.

How do you feel it went?

I feel like it was a solid six. That's not good. Already, just the fact that you have sort of prefaced it by saying a solid sounds like it's not going to be. And then you said six. Well, I was going to say six out of seven. Oh, okay, fine. That is, that's why out of seven? I just prefer things out of seven. You prefer things out of seven.

What other things do you prefer out of seven?

Now that you've started this theory, as if it's a theory you've had forever.

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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