"The Hosting Expert" with Peter Smith

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Peter Smith (The Bongo Hour) is the Hosting Expert! And they are dropping the supreme wisdom that will transform you into the perfect host at your next party. All your questions will be answered: Is it okay to fall asleep in the hosts bed? Is it okay to put edible glitter on everything? Is it a good idea to leave a tub of liquor-soaked fried chicken in your apartment for two days AFTER the party is over? Plus, Sydnee needs a new birth certificate and Marie is in a relationship with Kale!

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0:00.0	This Winter, memberships will never be the same again.
0:03.4	Amazon Prime presents Eddie Murphy's new Christmas movie, Candy Kane Lane, and Fast Delivery,
0:09.0	all for 899 a month. I've got to sign up now.
0:12.2	Get great entertainment and fast delivery
0:15.0	all for 899 a month.
0:17.0	It's on prime.
0:18.0	Geographic restrictions and teas and sees apply 18 plus.
0:20.0	Forever.
0:22.0	Dog! Forever. Dog.
0:24.0	But da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:28.0	Unofficial expert.
0:30.0	Ha ha ha. Wow we're here. That's copyrighted, don't steal that. Okay. Hey guys,
0:36.8	hey new people, old people, people who don't know why they're here.
0:41.1	Just in case people don't know who we are, I'm Sydney.
0:44.2	I mean, you should know us.
0:45.1	My name is Marie.
0:47.8	And this is the unofficial expert podcast,
0:49.8	a podcast where we talk to people who think they're experts at things you don't actually need
0:54.2	skills for. But they come prepared though they got notes they got people bring
0:58.0	resumes and dry erase boards and you know just you know what they think the the rest of the quarter is going
1:05.8	look like a lot of that it's great and I love it to shut them down and be like you
1:09.7	know what we came you came here prepared but we going to talk about some we just want to talk about some other shit too we just want to talk about your eyebrows like let's talk about the out let's talk about the look that you threw on for this today and your meal plan what your fridge is looking like said do you have a meal
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