The Hospital - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital.
You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them.
Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
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| 0:00.0 | Hospitals can be a scary place at times. |
| 0:04.0 | Unless you're Neil, who will do just about anything to get put in the hospital, |
| 0:08.0 | makes you wonder, is hospital food really that good? |
| 0:12.0 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:14.0 | LOL story time. |
| 0:16.0 | Truly not a boring time. |
| 0:18.0 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine. |
| 0:19.0 | Follow the whole storyline. LOL story time. Make you laugh at least one time. L a boring time. Grab a snack and you'll be fine. Follow the whole storyline. |
| 0:22.3 | LOL story time. |
| 0:23.8 | Make you laugh at least one time. |
| 0:25.7 | LOM story time. |
| 0:32.3 | This is the story of some cheek pinching nurses and a $5 bill. |
| 0:36.7 | But mostly, it's about the time Neil found out his best friend was in the hospital. |
| 0:41.6 | Neil had seen Yuri just yesterday, and the dude had seemed totally fine. |
| 0:45.7 | Uh, Miss Clockitok, E talk, do you know where Yuri is today? |
| 0:48.3 | He was supposed to bring me the $5 he owes me. |
| 0:53.6 | Before the teacher had a chance to answer, at least ten of Neil's classmates beat her to it. |
| 0:59.8 | He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital. He's in the hospital. The teacher threw up her hand. |
| 1:06.1 | Class, remember what we've talked about. After the first person has answered the question, there's no need for everyone else to say it too. |
| 1:13.7 | Sorry, Miss Clockie Talk. |
| 1:15.1 | Sorry, Miss Clocky Talk. |
| 1:16.5 | Sorry, Miss Clocky Talk. |
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