"The Hoodrat Expert" with Alex English

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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We have past guest, Alex English, in the studio this week as our Hoodrat Expert! Alex tells us the time he went to jail, why he drank hot sauce, and what it means to be a refined hoodrat. Plus, Sydnee shares her menstrual drama and Marie explains how she got invited to a sex party! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever.
0:02.0	Dog.
0:04.0	Hi, I was late to the podcast today by 20 minutes since Sydney's mad at me.
0:07.0	But I've waited 22 hours for you before.
0:10.0	Oh my God, Marie, I messaged you so early today. Okay, I had to get my dry
0:14.7	cleaning so I can get my stuff to go out later. I had to get makeup on and I do my
0:18.2	stupid ass, short ass hair. So, Sydney, I'm sorry that I was late today, but I feel like you have yet to apologize to me for being late to your house the other day.
0:27.8	I said sorry what are you talking about? I don't remember that. That's crazy. I was like more than I wrote you a text message I said in person
0:35.0	when you for no you didn't see me in person because I left I saw you after and I said
0:39.4	sorry no I'm the first person to say sorry I have no problem saying sorry when I just
0:44.4	said that I was sorry friend so that's you just going to take that I think yeah
0:48.1	I don't think that's the way to apologize that's how that's how a Haitian apologized.
0:54.0	I already said sorry.
0:55.0	You see y'all dragging it into the episode and now we're taking away from the listeners.
0:59.0	It's fine. They need to know the truth.
1:01.0	Okay, well tell them what the...
1:02.0	Tell them the exact truth, friend. What is the truth. Okay, well tell them what the, tell them the exact truth, friend.
1:03.9	What is the truth?
1:04.9	The truth is that we have something after this.
1:07.4	That's the only reason why I wouldn't care.
1:08.8	I could stay here all day wait.
1:10.2	I have no problem.
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