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Subject, the hood, the bad, and the bougie. Dear Stephen Shirley, I met a very beautiful woman

that is hood and bougie.

She's a bad dresser, she has a bad figure.

She's got a bad ride and she's got a mean walk.

I mean bad as in good, Steve, real good.

We met at a lounge and she stood out

from her group of girlfriends. She was poised and

graceful and I watched her sip wine while her friends were all loudly chanting and taking shots.

She walked past me to get to the bar and I followed her so I could buy her a drink.

Hell, I bought her a whole bottle. We sat at the bar and talked

the minute and she gave me a business card so I could come by her nail salon and get a manicure.

I walked her to her car and she kissed me on the cheek. I was in heaven and as soon as the nail

salon opened I called to make an appointment.

I knew the salon wasn't in the best part of town, but I still wanted to see my girl again.

When I walked in, the receptionist looked at me like I was lost.

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