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🗓️ 19 November 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Guess who’s BACK and more unhinged than ever? We are finally reunited — Remi fresh off her honeymoon and Alisha fresh off the brand trip she was not invited to… so she just crashed it instead. Cal joins the chaos to help recap everything that’s gone down since we were last together, starting with Remi’s honeymoon in Hawaii including where slowing down was harder than expected, We’re talking: unexpected emergencies, the now-legendary pool boy moment, a dramatic room swap, and a good-luck sign that may or may not hint to the future.
Meanwhile, Alisha shares the chaotic saga of her self-appointed “brand trip”: starting with a Bentley, to her adventures in Kyoto, wild fog machines, the noodle incident, and her pretty epic inner monologue that kepts us all entertained. . She also opens up about mid-flight scare — and why she’s decided this is officially someone else’s problem.
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| 0:00.0 | I've missed you so much. I want to hear all about the honeymoon. We had the best trip ever. It was magical. I think we saw the baby the next day and the baby like side at us. Ashley gets invited on this brand trip. They politely said no and I was like totally understand. We really would love for this to be a full like mind-body soul reset for her. I'm like and I get it because I'm trying to have the same thing. Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:21.5 | So Girl Math, you went on a brand trip. |
| 0:23.9 | Basically, I threw my... mind, body, soul reset for her. I'm like, and I get it because I'm trying to have the same thing. Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:22.4 | So Girl Math, you went on a brand trip. |
| 0:24.0 | Basically, I threw my own brand trip. |
| 0:26.4 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:35.0 | Pretty Basic. |
| 0:36.8 | Hey, guys, welcome back to Pretty Basic. |
| 0:39.5 | I'm Remy Parsons. |
| 0:40.8 | I'm Alicia Marie. |
| 0:42.3 | And I'm Cal Parsons. |
| 0:44.3 | Our unofficial, official, most guests that we've ever had on this podcast. |
| 0:47.8 | Yes. |
| 0:48.4 | I will say, though, so it's been so long. |
| 0:51.7 | I'm actually going to cry. |
| 0:52.9 | The glasses are coming up. |
| 0:54.1 | I'm going to cry. I'm so happy to be here. I mean, I'm actually gonna cry. The glasses are coming up. I'm gonna cry. |
| 0:55.1 | I'm so happy to be here. |
| 0:56.9 | I mean, I'm not in my normal chair, |
| 0:58.3 | but it does just feel like home. |
| 0:59.6 | And you and I have not been in the Pretty Basic Studio |
| 1:02.3 | in like well over a month. |
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