The Holy Trinity
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Augusta with a new business idea that will take doggy day cares, water parks, and sushi restaurants to the next level. She hits the Absolutely Not Line to discuss sister fights, being hungover and how we need to rephrase the term "were trying". She's back on the road and saltier than ever!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.2 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.2 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.9 | Hope you had a beautiful Easter. He is risen. He rose. He came back and said, |
| 0:34.0 | gotcha bitch. You thought I was dead. So that's thrilling. That's exciting. But everybody who |
| 0:40.0 | celebrates Easter and Passover, hope you had a wonderful, you know, holiday. I spent the |
| 0:44.6 | Lord's Day and Augustine National Golf Course watching the Masters had a great time. Ray Daddy, |
| 0:51.6 | Jeff and I scammed our way back in. I'm going to get an exclusive interview with Ray for I was |
| 0:57.6 | able to get it this weekend, but we're going to get an exclusive interview with Ray. So we |
| 1:01.0 | can really talk about how we scammed. Scammed times two, second year in a row scoming our way. |
| 1:06.4 | But we had a great time. And for those of you who will say, Heather, it's a little sacrilegious |
| 1:11.0 | saying that you spent the Lord's Day on a golf course. But when you are a sports fan, this is our |
| 1:16.0 | Super Bowl. This is, there is no more beautiful place to meet outdoors in nature. The place that |
| 1:21.1 | God's built. You know what I mean? I mean, also kind of on the backs of a lot of white guys, |
| 1:25.2 | but either way, being out in nature was always a beautiful thing. My dad, he's always say, because |
| 1:29.6 | I don't do I need to go to church on Sunday or can I talk to the Lord from the, you know, 15th |
| 1:33.7 | two box. And I believe that, you know, God is what you make him. God and not I'm sorry, Lord, |
| 1:38.2 | not what you make him, but your relationship with him is is a personal thing. So I enjoy to |
| 1:44.0 | fill the light of the Lord with a little vitamin D, a little sunkissed on the cheeks, being in |
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