The Holy Grail: Holy Cup, Holy Bloodline, or Holy Hoax? | 78
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week you've chosen WISELY as we go in search of the cup of a carpenter and try to find the HOLY GRAIL. Or is it Jesus' kids we're looking for? Or the cup with Jesus' blood? I don't know but somehow Joseph of Arimathea is involved...and maybe King Arthur too. Confused yet? So is literally everyone throughout history that went in search of the Holy Grail (except Monty Python of course - they knew what was up). We grab our whips and fedoras this week to get to the bottom of it. Plus, Conspiracy Bot decides he's the second coming of Christ (he's not), Nazis somehow make their way into the episode (hey, if it's a supposedly powerful artifact that might or might not exist and is likely lost to time - Hitler searched for it), and we, of course, talk air speed velocities of unladen swallows (African AND European). All of that and more on the podcast that’s on a quest…to seek the Holy Grail - Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:02.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:08.0 | When you tell me spools are not crazy. |
| 0:10.0 | With hysteria. |
| 0:12.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:15.0 | Rain is gone. |
| 0:17.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 0:20.0 | Here here. |
| 0:21.0 | The truth is out there but you won't find it here. |
| 0:26.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:27.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome in Hysteria Nation to the podcast that's on a quest today to seek the |
| 0:39.6 | Holy Grail. This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:42.3 | What is your name? |
| 0:44.0 | It is Arthur, King of the Britons. |
| 0:46.0 | What is your quest? |
| 0:48.0 | To seek the holy grail. |
| 0:50.0 | What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
| 0:54.0 | What do you mean an African or European swallow? |
| 0:58.0 | Huh? I don't know that. Who do you know so much bit swallows? |
| 1:07.0 | Well you have to know these things when you're king you know. |
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