Project Serpo: The Intergalactic Scientist Exchange Program | 77

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Conspiracy, History, Supernatural, Aliens, True Crime, Paranormal, Comedy, Science

4.4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

We all looked at the foreign exchange student in high school and wondered what that would be like. Now picture doing that almost 40 light years away! Enter Project Serpo - the alleged top-secret exchange program between the United States government and an alien planet called Serpo in the Zeta Reticuli star system. We sent 12 of our bravest (most naive?) scientists to Serpo...and they didn’t all return. What happened to those that stayed? Why were we so scared of those that returned? And, for the LOVE OF GOD why don’t we know any of their names? Plus, is there a better intergalactic cab driver than Bruce Willis in the 5th Element (no)? Brent and Conspiracy Bot notice some unsettling similarities (it’s a surprise to no one but them). And we finally determine if a Wal-Mart is a good unit of measurement (it is). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never been to another planet but if we needed to send someone it would be Korben Dallas – Hysteria 51.

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0:00.0	The following is the fourth hand production.
0:04.0	Project Serpo, the alleged top secret exchange program between the United States government and an alien planet called Serpo in the Zeta Reticulistar System.
0:13.1	Everything from Roswell, gray aliens, Barney,
0:15.7	and Betty Hill, government coverups,
0:18.2	and even communism is touched on in this conspiracy
0:20.6	Pope Peri story.
0:22.2	But does that mean the story is untrue, or are they all true and intertwined like spider webs?
0:28.2	We break out our bug spray to get to the bottom of the story next, on Hysteria 51. They say I'm disturbed.
0:36.0	From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:39.0	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:42.0	Will you tell me suppose I'm not crazy.
0:45.0	It's hysteria.
0:47.0	You can't handle the truth.
0:50.0	The brain is gone.
0:51.0	This is Hyster hysteria 51.
0:54.0	The truth is out there.
0:57.0	But you won't find it here.
1:00.0	They're coming for you.
1:01.0	Look, there comes one of them now.
1:04.0	Welcome and Historionation to the podcast that has never been to another planet, but if we needed to send someone, it would definitely be Corbin Dallas.
1:18.0	This is hysteria 51.
1:20.0	Drive a cab now, not a space fighter.
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