Don't stand on the spaniard's ankle, you manky antinies.

Welcome to the Blind Buy Podcast.

If this is your first podcast, please consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarize

yourself with the lore of this episode.

Because I think this episode might be a little bit odd.

I want to thank everybody for booking tickets to my tour of England and Scotland.

It nearly sold out in 3 days, it's like 80% sold out.

Edinburgh is completely sold out, I booked the assembly rooms, I used to dream of gigging

the fucking assembly rooms.

The last time I was in Edinburgh would have been when I was with the Robert Bandits, during

the Edinburgh festival and the last time I gigged there I gigged in, maybe 2015 and we used

to gig this really tiny venue called the Gilded Blown and in the festival there was this

venue called the assembly rooms and that's where the bigger axe would play and I used

to dream I used to fucking dream of gigging the assembly rooms and I never thought it was

possible.

I would have considered it a bit too far fetched, I haven't been in Edinburgh like I said

since 2015 and even when my age booked the assembly rooms for me this month to do my podcast

in November I was like the assembly rooms you mad, I used to walk past that place every

single night and the way to the Gilded Blown venue thinking geez I never gigged there and

it fucking sold out in 8 hours, my giggedy assembly rooms in Edinburgh sold out in 8 hours

so thank you so much to my listeners in Edinburgh, this recent tour that I announced of Scotland

in England is making me realise that I'm not really an Irish podcast anymore, that

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