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🗓️ 30 July 2018
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to the basement yard today. It's just me and Danny. Oh, I'm a little loud. I'm coming in hot here. I gotta go. I'm going a little crazy. You're always hot. I'm always. |
0:09.0 | Sorry. Don't be sorry. I was gonna. All right. I thought I just came on too strong so like. Definitely felt like a bear hug. No, but I like I speak the truth. Thank you. I'm gonna lies run out of these lips. |
0:22.0 | I don't know what lies run out of these lips. No way. Before we start this episode, I just want to say thank you to everyone who signed up for the Patreon. There's over 200 people now. |
0:35.0 | So that is helping tremendously. If you don't know what it is, you can go to patreon.com slash the basement yard and check it out. Basically, it's a crowdsourcing thing. And if you pledge a certain amount of money, there are things that you can get as rewards such as a extra episode that is only available to the people on the Patreon. |
0:55.0 | You know, I'm gonna put you on a full video episode that we're doing that's exclusive for them as well. Some merch stuff and other cool stuff. So anyway, can you stop checking out your fucking chest hair in the mirror? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's going on? |
1:07.0 | Because it's got a glistening the right way off the gold chains. What's going to listen? |
1:11.0 | Gold got glist. Oh, gold's got a glist. Gold has to glist. Yeah, but like. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. |
1:21.0 | Anyway, so yeah, thank you to everyone who was on the Patreon. I don't even know what to call them who pledged to patrons. Patrons. Yeah. Thank you for all the patrons. That's a difference. I tried guys. |
1:34.0 | Shut the fuck up. I tried. Oh, yeah. Anyway, so one of the things I wanted to talk about. I was saving it for the show, but I was on Facebook, which is rare. I don't really do that anymore. |
1:48.0 | Facebook died very quickly. I feel like once old people got their hands on it, it was over. Yeah, they're like, oh, you know what? |
1:55.0 | Because like girls are out there. Like when we were in high school, I mean, and me too. Like you're up there. You're like, oh, I'm drinking a beer. Fuck yeah. And girls are like, oh, look, I got this tattoo that my parents don't know about. And then your parents are like. |
2:06.0 | Fucking poking you and send you frame of question. Like, well, fuck this whole platform. No, we all left. Yeah, they stay. They stay. They haven't figured out anything else yet. No, Instagram and Twitter. That's why whatever. |
2:17.0 | I was on Facebook and I saw a picture of a sonogram. Yeah, which is what they're called. Right? Yes, like the black and white of baby. A stomach thing. I don't know why people because like here's our listen. I'm not saying I hate babies because I want kids one day. I'm not saying I hate babies. |
2:34.0 | What I am saying though, hate those goddamn sonograms. True. Hate sonograms. I have to agree with you because people are so excited for the sonogram. When it's not even theirs. I understand the parents. Enjoy your sonogram. |
2:46.0 | Whatever it is. Would you ever you think you're saying, you know what I mean? You're looking at silhouettes here. Right? And you put this picture on Facebook and you go, this is our boy. He's four months eight seconds. I don't even know what I don't know. |
3:00.0 | It's almost worse when they show it to you in person. You see that little speckle right there. He's like, yeah, what is that? That's his nose. That dude that I don't know what this is. I'll tell you I've seen a nose. That's not a nose. Not yet at least. No. Give it time. Let it cook. |
3:15.0 | It doesn't look like like those tests you would take like to see if you were color blonde inkbloss. Yeah, yeah, to see like if you see an image in there. I'd never I've seen a human in a sonogram ever in my life. I've seen just looks like a galaxy. |
3:33.0 | I'm not sure if you can tell, you can tell what what they are. I don't know why they're so excited. I see comments underneath pictures of sonograms. And it's like, oh my god, it's so cute. I'm going to say, dude, this literally could be an MRI of a knee and like someone's torn ACL. And I wouldn't even know the difference. Yeah, that's a radio wave to somebody stomach. Yeah, that's a, we're not calling that cute out here. |
3:57.0 | Yeah, that's a real into black paint. Yeah. And then now it's just like this thing. Yeah, which I like remember that thing that I can't remember what it was, but you would put your hand in it and it would take the more like that the mold of your hand. It was all those needles. |
4:10.0 | You remember those things? What the hell were they called? I don't know, but I know you're like your fist in it. And you're like, whoa, look at that. That's what they look like. It was like a bunch of needles. You put your hand and it was like a glass casing on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, over and yeah. |
4:24.0 | I was going to do put my face in it. I would too, but it'd be so hard to keep it. Yeah, solids. You take it off your face for a while. |
4:30.0 | I know. What the hell were those calls? I don't know what happened to us. I don't know. You know what else? Do you remember those things where it's like you plug it into the wall. |
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