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The Basement Yard

Babies Are Dumb

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny & I are talking about how dumb babies are, food poisoning, & other things. I don't remember. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard today. It is your boys

0:04.5

Joe and Dan what up what up what up skinny D for Sachi D skinny D for Sachi D, you know just being me

0:11.5

That was a little was that a high-coo that you prepared

0:14.6

skinny D no for Sachi D

0:18.8

What are we we're doing the number Sachi D? Wait, what is what is high-coo? I think it's five seven five

0:24.0

I thought it was like so it would even have to be like that was like three six nine

0:28.4

You know, I can't even miss I got to it. I definitely not it better now, but

0:34.2

Versace D

0:36.2

No, you have to fuck that whatever

0:39.5

These Versace D look at him so skinny boy

0:46.0

Versace D is

0:48.9

Fuck shut up. Oh my god. That was awful. That was the worst high-coo in the history of kuz you know what we're gonna do

0:55.3

We're gonna get that in post

0:57.4

Speaking of skinny D. I might I might be chasing you here. I just lost like four pounds in two days. It's great

1:05.6

You were you were sick. Yeah, I had food poisoning. I think do you know without saying the establishment's name?

1:11.2

Do you know what it was exactly that guy? I could I could have a guess

1:14.9

I only ate two things that day and the thing in the morning is a place that I eat from all the time right place in the afternoon I

1:22.2

Periodically eat from and I didn't start to feel very sick until that point

1:25.8

Okay, and when I threw up it was that oh so like I guess it was that if you're throwing up your rare puke

1:32.3

Yeah, rare puke very rare puke

1:34.3

So if you're throwing up you're sick

1:36.5

Yeah, I mean I'm either drunk as hell which that doesn't happen often either I've maybe thrown up from drinking like three times my entire life and

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