The Hills: It's On Bitch (Season 5, Episode 11)

Let's Be Honest with Kristin Cavallari

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Here we go with my first real episode of The Hills! From my “fake” Malibu house to the man-eater reputation, my relationship with Brody, and the producers’ plan for my so-called “character,” I’m breaking down what was real, what was fake, and what got way out of hand. Including that infamous London Hotel fight — how it escalated, why I still stand by it, and what no one saw coming. The tabloids, the pressure, the Justin Bobby storyline… this is where it all began.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	This is Let's Be Honest with Kristen Cavalery, a podcast all about getting real and open on everything from sex, relationships, reality TV, wellness, family, and so much more.
0:15.4	And just a fair warning, there will probably be some oversharing.
0:21.1	What's up, guys? morning, there will probably be some oversharing. Because I got all the power.
0:21.5	Yep.
0:24.9	What's up, guys?
0:25.8	Here we are.
0:29.0	We're back for another Hills Rewatch recap.
0:33.7	And guys, I have got to tell you, I'm having so much fun doing this.
0:39.4	This might be my favorite podcast little series that I've done to date. And that is saying a lot because I've had a lot of fun doing the podcast. But I'm going to get right into it because there
0:43.6	was so much. I took so many notes on this episode. And today, the episode that we're doing,
0:48.9	it's titled It's On Bitch. And it is my essentially first episode doing The Hills.
0:56.4	It is the infamous London Hotel Party when shit goes down.
1:00.7	And I want to start with the description for the show.
1:04.7	So it says,
1:05.9	Kristen Cavalieri's attempt to reconnect with her Hollywood friends goes awry
1:10.6	when she angers Adriena by hitting
1:12.8	on Justin. Oh, I can't wait to get to it. So this first aired September 29th in 2009. Like I said,
1:23.3	this is my first real episode of my now season. And it actually took me a second because I'm narrating it.
1:31.0	And at first, the recap is obviously from a whole previous season that I wasn't involved
1:35.5	with.
1:36.1	So it took me a couple of seconds to be like, oh, wait, that's me narrating it.
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