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Hello, welcome to the Jim Jeffrey Show.

And guess what we're not talking about tonight.

The Mueller Report.

I can't believe he wasted two years writing a report.

He should have just beaten up a nerd

and got him to do it like I did at school.

Anyway, I'm not going to read the Mueller report. Just someone

tell me which Mueller gets the best gas mileage and I'll get that one. Let's start

the show. Welcome to the Jim Jeffrey Show. I'm Jim Jeffries. Last week President Trump

announced he would roll back sanctions on North Korea because according to

Sarah Huckaby Sanders, Trump likes Kim John on.

So it sounds like the diplomacy is going pretty well.

New commercial satellite images that raise new concerns this week about whether North Korea is

restoring missile facilities or readying to launch a rocket.

Geez that's not good. I know the United States has nuclear weapons but I don't know anything

about them and apparently neither does the United States. At a recent

meeting on nuclear policy some House members didn't know basic facts like how many

nukes we have or what kind they are and some of the older members don't want to

bomb career because they still have kids there from when they fought in the war.

It's a little scary considering that there are about 15,000 nuclear warheads in the world and the United States

have almost half of them. Only Russia has more and... Wait, North Korea only has 15!

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