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Hello everyone.

I know there's lots of you out there that don't like when I talk about guns, but the powers that be

are making me. Last night Hillary Clinton came over with a bag full of cash, like she always does,

God bless her soul. And she told me I had to talk about guns. Now I don't agree

with her opinions, but I'm a fraud. And a deal's a deal. So tonight that's our topic. And it deals, deals.

So tonight that's our topic, guns.

I don't believe any of it, but here we go. Oh, Welcome to the Jim Jeffrey Show show, I'm Jim Jeffries and like most easily triggered

Libertard cuckbags I'm skeptical of the NRA. Last week we learned that they helped spread conspiracy theories after the Parkland

shooting and they came out against the Violence Against Women Act because owning a gun is every

convicted abuses God-given right.

Seems bad, but maybe I'm missing the upside.

Like I said, I'm a libertard cuck-f-f-a.

I wanted to keep an open mind so I looked into the NRA and did you know they used to be more

than people who just trolled shooting victims on Twitter It's true they used to be a legitimate

sportsman's group. The NRA started all the way back in 1871 when a couple of

Northern Army veterans from the Civil War decided that Northern

boys ought to learn to shoot as well as their Southern counterparts.

That's what the North wanted to learn from the South.

Shooting, you could have learned something practical,

like how to whittle a piece of wooden to the shape of a naked woman

so you could masturbate.

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