Welcome to Our Hen House.

This is Jasmine Singer.

This is Mary Ann Sullivan.

And this is The Hen Report.

That was Jasmine's idea.

It didn't really work.

It sounded stupid.

Yeah, it sounded so stupid.

We're, you know, now doing our new format and schedule.

We've divided- Well, they might not know. I think we need to describe that again. But yeah, go ahead.

Yes, I'll go back to it in a second. But we basically have divided our long podcast into the same exact segments you know and hopefully love, but into three different podcasts going up the same

week. And so our first- So we're doing triple the amount of work for actually not doing really a whole

lot more work. That's right. So our first like full YouTube guest was Sebastian Joy. And we had no

idea what we were doing. So I was like, this is Jackson's here.

We still are a little shaky. And you said, and this is Marianne Sullivan. And he said, and this is Sebastian Joy. And I was like talking over him at the same time because there's a lot of kinks to ironout. You wouldn't know we've been doing this for going on 16 years. We find change difficult.

Like a driver.

We've been doing our hanas for like a driver length of time, like a child who was born and became a driver.

Oh, yeah.

Unfortunately, a child who was born and became a driver learned a lot of things in those 16 years.

That's true.

We apparently haven't learned much. But we're also on YouTube. That was one of the... That's the big development. Yeah. That's the thing that has turned my life upside down. Why has it turned your life upside down? I put makeup on. Well, I mean, you don't... First of all, you don't have to do that. You know that, right? Well, I saw myself the first time we recorded without makeup, and I feel I, I have to. Okay. It's not a lot of makeup. I mean, I don't use a lot of makeup, but, you know, I need to like, you kind of fade away as you get older. What makeup do you use? Some eye makeup. No, but I'm with brand. Do you remember the brand? I don't know. I get it at that Merlin Zero Way store.

It's all vegan. I mean, obviously. And it's all like paper. Right. It's incredibly virtuous in every way. Well, I have tattooed makeup. Well, I had tattooed makeup and I have to go again because it was a year ago and it doesn't last forever. It's not, yeah, it's expensive. It's crazy expensive that it's kind of worth it. Yeah, but I buy, I tend to buy really expensive makeup. So if I save that amount of money on makeup, then I'm like spending it on the. Yeah, I just buy whatever they have at Marilla's. I have eyeliner on the top and bottom. I have eyebrows, so microblading, and I have lip blushing. Yep. The lip blushing is really good. Well, this isn't really that related to animal rights, but as you get older, your lips fade. Did you know that? Well, I don't know. Like they become less distinct. It sounds like you're disappearing into nothingness. Like you're just like. I'm not sure that's how I'd put it. But yeah, kind of. You kind of just fade away. You know what you remind me of? I just thought of it. Okay, I read years ago, I read the time traveler's wife and then it became a movie. So I watched the movie never read that it's a little intense like you wouldn't realize it but it's like very upsetting but anyway so

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