Welcome to The Hen Report from Our Hen House.

I'm Jasmine Singer.

I'm Mary Ann Sullivan.

And here we are with a full menoralit and a full Christmas tree,

though Hanukkah hasn't quite started yet, though it's about to.

And Santa. I put up the full lights because otherwise you couldn't see the menorah, and I wanted to

represent. Hanukkah hasn't started, has it? Starting the 14th, or the 15th. I don't remember.

The 14th difference. Yeah, well, it's always confusing for you, too, it's like, you know, the day and night. We also have a lovely Christmas tree. You know, we do it all.

I know. If there's some. Chris Mahana Kwanza solstica. Christmas. Kwanza solstica. Remember that? I know I do this

every year. Our regular listeners are going to be like, oh, God, again. But years ago, remember I did like a workshop on kind of veganizing the holidays and I did it with Marisa Miller-Wolson. And I sang a song. I sang a song that I made up that went, Likas, Likas, Likas. You made made them out of oppression and since i cannot eat them

i go into a depression which then obviously we then did a vegan uh recipe for it but it's my big

songwriting hit still one of your chops. Yeah, I mean, very indeed.

I did write a song when I was very little after my mom's car got like just slightly

hit by a truck when the truck was turning.

I wrote a song about it.

It went, it went, hey, truck driver, how dare you, how dare you mess with my tire.

A truck driver, how dare you, it could have caught on fire.

Well, listen, lady, you're lucky.

It could have caught on fire.

That was my second.

I cannot believe I've never heard that before, but I'm pretty sure I've never heard that before.

There you go. Wow go wow yeah I missed

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