Previously on Miller High Life presents the Heavyweight Diaries.

The new season of Heavyweight is progressing poorly.

Awesome sauce, I say.

Very, very poor.

Love your little skit, bro. All I've got is a one of the most humiliating meetings of my adult life, I thunder, slamming the heavyweight office door behind me.

Worse than the meeting where HR called you out for stealing people's lunches from the fridge and you claimed you thought they were provided by Gimmlet?

asks heavyweight producer Stevie Lane.

I could have sworn that happened at my old job I say.

And yes, worse.

Worse than the meeting, where the marketing team informed you that you'd mistaken

Twitter for Google and were accidentally tweeting out your search queries?

asks heavyweight producer Kalela Holt.

In my defense, the diarrhea hair loss can't stop sneezing

am I dying tweet?

Performed very well, I say.

And yes, worse.

Worse than the meeting where the Gimmlet Conciers' team walked you through a 30-slide

PowerPoint about what can and cannot be flushed and a commode

after monogramed socks in your style and size were found clogging three toilets?

asks Heavyweight producer Stevie Lane.

That was never proven, I say, and I'll ask the questions around here.

Why aren't the two of you doing any work?

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