The Hawaii Interrogation
TigerBelly
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 15.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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The gang heads to Hawaii for a family episode, but Bobby and Khalyla quickly turn it into an interrogation.
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| 0:00.0 | The Bobby Lee, the finally tour, is up for sale, 2006. |
| 0:03.7 | You know, I shot a special for Hulu, |
| 0:05.8 | and I'm going to go one strong tour before the special airs. |
| 0:09.6 | I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, |
| 0:14.1 | Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, etc., etc. |
| 0:19.0 | Go to bobbylee. Dot Live to get your tickets. what I'm saying what I'm saying to you is this and don't interrupt me, please I beg of you okay is that yes you |
| 0:56.6 | Juliana because I view guys as like my daughters okay so it's like I'm asking |
| 1:02.2 | Kalila are you you mean as a Sarah like my ex-wife right vetting you know I mean these |
| 1:10.4 | guys that she's dating is what I'm saying. |
| 1:12.3 | I don't think that's how you should do it. |
| 1:14.5 | I don't think there's a way to vet anyone off of a dating profile. |
| 1:18.4 | So therefore, you make other plans to make sure that she's physically safe, right? |
| 1:22.9 | Because for all we know, a dude could show up. |
| 1:25.7 | Okay, I'll give you one better. |
| 1:27.1 | Okay. |
| 1:44.5 | Which, by the way, I'm not too happy about. These are the rules. I said, you go to this specific place. You log into your Wi-Fi. You let me know you're there. And you do not leave the confines of this. You have an hour with this person to get to know each other. And that's it. You do not leave. What if she says this? What if she says this? What if she says like, no, we're going to go to know each other and that's it you do not leave but i think she says this what if she says this what if she says like no we're going to go to his place oh then she can um |
| 1:50.1 | she she knows isa knows that i am nice until the rules are broken okay that that that is that a rule |
| 1:59.3 | broken yeah it's absolute hell fuck no to me Yeah, it's an absolute hell fuck-mill to me. |
| 2:02.7 | It's absolutely no. |
| 2:04.6 | If anything it has to do with her safety, it's a fuck-mo. And then what if she goes? I don't care. I think he's hot. You're on your own. Find your own way back home. Your ticket. Get a roof over your head. You're on your own. If you want to risk your life, it's not going to be on my watch. |
| 2:16.2 | So call your mom, let her know your plans. |
| 2:18.1 | Because like, you know. |
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