Dumbfoundead & The Asian Stereotype
TigerBelly
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 15.9K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Johnnie Park aka Dumbfoundead brings his new book Spit: A Life in Battles to TigerBelly - We learn how to roast and read the room. We chat racist family feud, Asian stereotypes gone too far, Jonnie’s wild stories, North Korea math, the truth about truth, stealing FUBU, Moncler obsession, and best dressed comics.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm |
| 0:02.0 | Tzuktucawarki |
| 0:03.0 | Kuhu |
| 0:05.0 | Kuhu |
| 0:06.0 | Kowu |
| 0:07.0 | Kōu Are you auditioning for something? Are you auditioning for something? |
| 0:30.6 | No, I'm not... |
| 0:32.6 | Hey, what... |
| 0:33.6 | Who the f***er you talking to? |
| 0:35.6 | It's me, little miceice. Oh. Little Mice. Where's you been? Hey, boss, I got the drugs in the bag. You got the drugs in the back? Yeah. Did you see a two-time patch girl? Yeah, two times. Three times over here. There's got a crazy voice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. A chin, four face. What's up? Hey, my name, Juan. Oh, she, he ain't even from Brooklyn. No. Who you from? From Utah. What, Utah? Is there a Sicily in Utah? It's a Salt Lake City. Oh, it's a Salt Lake City. Same thing, same thing, same thing, thank you. How you doing? Good. What's your name? I forgot. Twinkie. Twinkie. Twinkie. You know what you're... Oh, I remember you Twinkie. I'm Frankie's cousin. Yeah, yeah. What is it, boss? Hey, how you doing? What did you call Twinkie? Call me Twinkie. Oh, Twinkie. Oh, T'I-Twinkey. You told me you didn't want me to call you that anymore. That's okay. John Park, John Fountain, a round of applause. This is my... Author. I don't know. Yeah, I thinker on applause. Woo! Who! |
| 1:45.7 | Author. |
| 1:46.5 | That's, I don't know. |
| 1:47.5 | Yeah, I think that's you. |
| 1:48.1 | That's me. |
| 1:57.7 | That's you. Okay. Author. That's a hell of it. Put the book on camera, Bobby. Why is that hilarious? He's an author. Put the book on camera, Bobby. And give it a rave review. Well, you got the front, I'll get the back. |
| 2:01.9 | You got front and back. I'll do the side. |
| 2:02.7 | I'll do this side, okay. |
| 2:04.2 | And then just open. You got the front, I'll get the back. |
| 2:18.5 | You got front and back. I'll do the side. I'll do this side, okay. And then just open to one random page. Can I read an excerpt? Yeah. Of whatever your, may I? Just one, choose the page. Yeah, I'm going to randomly, and I'm going to do it as a character. I like that, I like that. I'm not going to do Andrew Rice Clay anymore. I'm going to kick the glasses off. |
| 2:19.3 | Can I see them? |
| 2:21.1 | Can I see the book? |
| 2:18.5 | Yeah. I'm not going to do Andrew Rice Clay anymore I'm going to get the glasses off Can I see them? |
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