The Haunted House Plot with Todd McClintock

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2020

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Todd's back! Friend of the show and very funny guy Todd McClintock stopped by with another original conspiracy theory, and boy is it a humdinger. See, he thinks there might be something going on behind the scenes at haunted houses and other spooky attractions. Something more than just teenagers dressed as Jason making out behind the flats. Todd suspects that haunted houses were invented during WW1 to trick Canadians into - well, you should probably just listen.

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0:00.0	The You've heard it. It's not a code of therapy.
0:15.0	What are you going to do it?
0:20.0	It's but what am I going to say?
0:21.0	Look, they've heard it.
0:22.0	We're old now. It's not me being lame. I mean it like I don't want to bother a therapist.
0:27.0	What? They've heard it. The therapist is going to be bored. That's why you pay them.
0:33.5	I don't like that.
0:34.5	They're going to give me my money back.
0:35.7	I can't do this.
0:37.1	I'm so bored.
0:38.1	You are too boring.
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.7	No, but like what? We're going to gonna God, what shows do we both watch? Yes, what a hell.
0:46.0	What a hell we invented for ourselves. Yeah, adulthood is a prison, and we're in it.
0:53.4	Welcome to Lizzer people.
0:56.4	Is that good?
0:57.4	Yeah.
0:58.4	Okay.
0:59.4	Oh, we're back.
1:00.5	We're back for another week.
1:01.6	It's 20-20 and I like to think of it as 20-friendly.
1:06.3	This is the year when we all invest in our friends. Not new ones.
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