THE HARDY INCIDENT
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Deadspin
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2015
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy. |
| 0:06.3 | Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry. |
| 0:11.7 | Ooh, welcome to a very scaly, Deadcast, oh, Marchman, oh, scaly, scary, ooh. Happy Halloween, Marchman. Oh, Scally, Scallie. |
| 0:21.5 | Oh. |
| 0:23.6 | Happy Halloween, Marchman. |
| 0:34.3 | Are you going to, are you going to, are you going to leave out your candy and then have a fucking garbage thief come and steal all your candy from your stoop? |
| 0:37.2 | Like they stole your full garbage can the other day? |
| 0:43.0 | Nah, you know, I never, I never leave out candy because to me the whole trick-or-treating experience is about the human interaction, right? |
| 0:45.7 | I want to see the kid's costume and their deportment, so I see how much candy I'm going to give |
| 0:52.4 | them, you know, the candy is not there to be taken |
| 0:55.6 | without me being the one to give it so so if you're out if you're out with your kids and there's |
| 1:01.8 | nobody back at the house but all the kids are trick-or-treating and you're with your kids you don't you |
| 1:06.1 | you just darken the lights and and there's no candy like it's closed yeah yeah we're a dead house |
| 1:10.7 | you know that's kind of cold man I leave out the parking the lights and there's no candy. Like it's closed. Yeah, yeah, we're a dead house. |
| 1:11.6 | You know, no candy for you. |
| 1:12.6 | That's kind of cold, man. |
| 1:13.6 | I leave out the bowl. Like, I leave out the bowl, and my kids scrawled a little sign that says, please take one. Fuck those kids. If the kids aren't smart enough to come by when you're there, then they shouldn't get any candy. No, because you know who comes by later? It's the teens, and the teens are the ones who don't obey the sign |
| 1:28.7 | like the little kids will just take one or two and the teens the teens come up they don't have a costume |
| 1:33.4 | and they just take it all whatever i'm a zombie let me get it for i'm a teen that's my costume |
| 1:41.8 | are you are you going to be anything this year? |
| 1:46.2 | No. The last thing I was was a few years ago as a conspiracy theorist. |
| 1:50.6 | I had a tinfoil hat and a tweed jacket and a file folder full of documents. |
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