Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

We have a mystery on our hands, Marchman.

We have a mystery involving sorted trophy-humping.

Are you excited to talk hot trophy-humping?

Yeah, man, the guy who owns the Warriors.

I'm going to say, I don't know anything about him, but from everything I know, he's techno-libertarian VC Scum.

Yeah, he was given an interview to Hot Living, which...

Hot Living!

That's a real magazine!

Yeah, you got Hot Couture and Hot Cuisine and Hot Living, which... Hot Living! That's a real magazine! Yeah, you've got Hot Couture and Hot Cuisine and Hot Living with Jill Lakeb.

I didn't know that Hot was such a versatile French adjective.

I thought there was just hot cuisine, and I didn't know you could apply it to like a hot couch or like a hot teddy gram or something.

I didn't realize it was that it could shape your fill.

More importantly, I didn't know that hot living was an actual magazine that appears to be thriving.

Apparently there are many people who are living hot.

Well, they got, I mean, not only is it thriving, they got one of the sports scoops of the

year, which is that this hot liver fucked the Larry O'Brien trophy, which is given, he fucked

the trophy, which is given to the winner of the NBA finals.

Here is the copy from Hot Living.

Lakeb says,

I made a promise to myself that I would sleep with the trophy that night, reveals Lacob.

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