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And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. They're at Klein Alley Show. Think of this question for a second. How would you truthfully answer it? Are you happy? I think most people go, yeah, like certain things are cool. Certain days are good. Other days are not so good. Maybe you go, well, currently news is a little

sad, so I'm not happy as today, but yesterday maybe you spent a lot of time in your family, Father's Day. You're happy. Or you lost your dad this year, so you're sad. You're bummed out. I feel like happiness is one of those waves.

It's sometimes up, sometimes way down, right?

Yeah, but then there are like happy people.

All the time.

That are just always happy.

Even though there are like happy people all

the time that are just always happy even though there are unhappy things happening they just nope nope

everything's happy happy happy happy i think of my dog a lot of times can i go this dog is like live

it just seems dumb and happy constantly just happy and dumb always i do think that dumber people

are happier unless it's garbage truck day in which case he's freaked out and scared. But outside of Wednesday, he is the happiest dog on the planet. Well, and we all are always trying to find ways to be happier, right? You have all these articles that are out about, like, people who get up at 4 in the morning are happier. And people who, you know, don't have roommates are happier and all kinds

of things.

So we're going to see if any of us are actually happy and you're more than welcome to take this with us. Seven questions. We'll determine how happy you are. Everyone's got to keep track of their own scores here. But let's go ahead and we'll go through some of these on the air live and then we'll do the math off the air. Here we go, Allie. let me start with this one do you usually wake up excited to tackle a new day? First thing out of the gate in the morning. Is your first emotion happiness excited or is it like dread? No. Dread. I'm not dread. I'm like meh. I feel like that's great, isn't it? No. Not according to your score, but meh is not anywhere near the. I'm just like, all right, it's time for another day. I'm not particularly excited to tackle on the day. If there's something specific on the show that we're doing that I'm really excited about, then yeah, I feel more like that, but I'm never dreading. Omar, your first reaction when you wake up in the morning. I usually run through the list of it. Because my mind always kind of races, even though I'm asleep. So when I instantly wake up, I kind of like I'm already going through the list of things I have to do. So I'm already anxious about the, yeah. I'm already kind of like anxious about the day. Not necessarily in a negative way. but I'm just like, oh, man, I got to, you know, do this, this, this and that.

It's interesting to hear both of us explain away our negatives and then say as not negatives.

Real defensive.

I would say it's bad.

It's not dread, but it's just generalized anxiety.

Are not getting a lot of points for this one.

Jake, I feel like you wake up happy. Oh, yeah. In the morning, though, I just yell the F word really loud. And then get along with my day. Who are you yelling the F word at? Just the universe. To the ether. You know, I was reading something the other day about how people who live alone are the happiest. So, Jake, according to... I'm happy when I wake up out of my nap. You're happy? Oh, in the afternoon after your nap. Yeah, because then I can look forward to what I want to do during that part of the day. You know, it's funny. I was thinking about the way I would answer this. And usually I have a premature wake up before the real wake up. And the premature wake up when I wake up and go,

oh my God, I got to get up. And sometimes I go, oh, it's only 3.30 in the morning. I can sleep for another hour. Then you feel ready to tackle on the day when you know that it's not starting yet. I feel really excited. I go through shock and panic like the rest of you. But then I have a moment of like, oh, Craig, another hour.

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