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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Getting Cheated On on Father's Day

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.3

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.1

We do.

0:30.7

Say Rock, we are Klein Alley Show.

0:32.1

Today's the day that Shohei takes to the mound as a Los Angeles Dodger coming off a pretty strong weekend where you heard this.

0:38.1

Breaking ball and he back doors at this time.

0:41.8

This 2-1 is Clonibor to right field.

0:44.9

Way back and way gone.

0:50.6

Home run 24 for Old Townie.

0:53.1

So the Dodgers strike first. That was just the first the first one alley and then he followed it up with this

0:58.2

tony with a missile to right field doesn't have enough carry it sure does

1:04.8

second home run on the night for Shohei Altadi.

1:10.1

So now going to the mound, some people are very excited about that. And I think finally they're going to sell some of that merch. I know it's been hard to push that merch. You know, I think we have enough to do a gunshot, firework, or Shohei or Tom. Yeah. It's going to be difficult to figure out. but later this morning when we bring back everyone's favorite seasonal game, gunshot or firework.

1:11.1

If you hear this sound,

1:36.6

it's back. It's going to be difficult to figure out, but later this morning when we bring back everyone's favorite seasonal game, gunshot or firework, if you hear this sound, that's a home run from Show Hey Otani. Let me say how to Juan Carlos on the phone right now this morning. Good morning, Juan Carlos.

1:40.8

Good morning, client. Sweet divvits. What can we do for you?

2:05.0

Well, they said that you wanted to talk to me about my cheating wife. Oh, you're the guy who texted the show. Yeah, this is crazy. So hold on one second. This, let me just try to find your text here. It's buried. So I was talking about how my father's day was not everything I thought it could be. And we got a text from, I guess this is Juan Carlos, who said, Klein, I have you beat. I found out that my wife cheated on me the day before Father's Day.

2:06.5

How did you find out?

2:17.3

Well, I was kind of, I had checked her phone, and she had, like, you know, I guess she's been talking this guy for, like, a year without me knowing about it. But you checked her phone because you had a feeling something was up or you just randomly like, oh, let's see what the weather's going to be like tomorrow. Let me grab her phone and then I'll depick. No, no. I had a feeling and yes, multiple depics. Oh. That's the worst weather. Man, after a year, they're still sending a D. Yeah. Was it an improved? Was it better? I mean, be honest. It's hard to be objective here, but was the D better than your D? No, it was one of those ad eater D's, you know? Oh. Oh, yeah. Some people love those. Hey, don't.

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