Oh yeah, hi, I get all here, man.

Nick hay, lie, dey no, I'm there my dear.

Lime, I'm a dearer.

And I'm a bit, the brain.

Oh, yeah, a little van ailing for you. Wrapping up a long night here in the WSHIT Studios. I'm Jizzy Jeff Quackenbush. One more time, trafficking weather before Ham-Bone and Only. You know you want it, you know you need it. It's Friday morning. If you're anything like me, you're going to take a little nap and tune in.

Make sure that Ambon and only are staying on the street and arrow.

Coming back from a long, of, quite frankly, a long time off due to that pig stunt they did. But I'm happy to have them back here in the studio. You know, they took my job. But that's okay. I don't want to wait anybody else to worry about it.

Let's get into it.

One last check of traffic and weather with our lady in the sky. Julia Barkin' Pussy. Julia, how's it looking up there? Yeah, everything's real good up here, Jizzy Jazz. Good to see you. And it's great to have handbone and holy back in the morning. WS.HIT checking the traffic here at Crab Apple, local Crabapple area. Don't see too much trouble. All the pedestrian areas are good. All the streets are clear, as usual. Most people go into work late today. It's Friday. But you do have a little bit of a backup in front of Tina Tann & Tweease as they start anal bleaching this week there at the Tina Tann & Tweed. So get 20% off when you mention W-S-H-I-T. Uh, yeah, nothing else to report. It's a great day, weather-wise. Minus 32 degrees, another 6 feet of snow, uh, 2 in this weekend, but that's okay. We know how to roll here at Crab Apple, you know how it goes. I'll send it back to you in the studio. Jizzy Jazz and then super excited to have Hambone and Haudley back in the morning. Fuck yeah. Excuse my language. Fuck yeah, I have Boney only in the morning. I got a couple more minutes to save harbor. Put your earmuffs on kids, if that's what you're for. So let's take a short break here on WSHIT, and then we'll be back with Hambone and Oley in the morning.

They make their triumph of return on a Friday morning.

Oh, yeah, 6 a.m. in the morning, WS.H.IHIT, the Greater Crab Appal Air is happy to have us back. I can feel it in my boners. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, handbone. Hey, Haudelae, good to see you this morning. Good to be back. It was good to see you last night, too. You know what I'm saying? Woo-hoo-hoo! Taking my pants down going round and round the hodley. That's how the ham bone does it.

You know what I'm saying? Woo-hoo. Taking my pants down, going round and round the hodling.

That's how the ham bone does it.

You know it.

All right.

Back from a little two-week unsolicited vacation.

I just want to say one more time, I'm really sorry to anybody we offended with that pig.

We didn't mean to get it pregnant.

But everything's turning out okay for the pig.

Free veterinary services by crab apples finest.

You know that guy down there?

Dr. Dimple working his magic at the veterinary clinic.

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