The Hallmark of it All

Monologuing

Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, I take a sleigh ride straight into the most unexpectedly chaotic corner of the internet: the Hallmark Christmas Movie Fan Club Facebook group. What should be a peaceful land of hot cocoa, small-town meet-cutes, and flannel-covered love stories is actually overflowing with holiday drama. I’m digging through the spirited debates, the passionate opinions, and the surprisingly intense arguments that only happen when people care deeply about wholesome Christmas movies. It’s festive, it’s dramatic, and it’s somehow more chaotic than a Christmas tree farm in a snowstorm. Grab your cocoa — we’re unwrapping the drama. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
0:03.2	The show is about to begin.
0:11.8	I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.
0:18.1	Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.
0:21.6	You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.
0:26.4	Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?
0:33.1	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologuing.
0:36.0	I'm Mads Mitch, and I'm your host today and always and always because well, quite frankly, this is literally my podcast. So who else is going to host it? Happy freaking Monday. It is Monday, December 15th. Happy Hanukkah. It's the first day of Hanukkah today. I hope you had a fabulous weekend. If we're feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might
0:54.7	throw at you this week.
0:55.6	And I don't think that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast host.
0:59.4	Oh, deep breath.
1:01.5	Deep, deep breath.
1:03.1	I'm so excited for this week's episode.
1:05.0	It's a classic.
1:06.0	It's a, it's a tradition here on the podcast, the Christmas episode, the Hallmark Christmas movie,
1:14.1	Facebook fan club. God, it's such a mouthful every single time. It's the Hallmark Christmas
1:21.3	movie fan club Facebook page. Oh boy. And oh boy, are we diving into that today. I'm so excited to take a peek
1:30.9	there. I will say I'm recording these episodes a little bit out of order. I have yet to record
1:36.8	last week's episode. I'm recording this one first. It's very discombobulating. But that being said,
1:42.1	I'm batching both of those episodes today, and I'm going to do
1:45.4	my life updates in that episode. So today, instead of life updates, I am going to be reading
1:51.0	your holiday hot takes. I'm very excited to dive into those. I'm trying to think if I have any
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