The Haaland Life

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Sexy aliens, the current activities of Peter Purves, pre-Christmas bargains, and celebrity rabies.

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0:00.0	Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it.
0:05.9	This is Top Flight Time Machine. I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Pow, Poe, Poe.
0:09.7	I'm Sam Nifty Delaney, say what?
0:11.9	Welcome along. It's your Friday morning episode. You get it on a Thursday evening if you're an IFS subscriber.
0:19.9	My first question to you, Sam, is quite simply,
0:24.6	have you been living the Erling Harland lifestyle?
0:29.2	I have, actually.
0:30.4	Erling?
0:30.6	Is it Erling or Irving?
0:32.0	Irving. I'm not sure.
0:32.5	Erling.
0:33.4	In fact, in, in, he's called something,
0:37.0	there's a middle name that he is referred to by in, in Norway that we've never fucking even heard of here.
0:43.2	Rough stuff, isn't it?
0:45.2	The rough stuff, yeah.
0:46.6	Irving Rough Stuff, Harland.
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	Sometimes rough rider.
0:54.5	Yeah, no, Brout says here, Erlin.
0:57.4	Brout, Harland.
0:58.6	Or, should I say, Hawland, because, yes,
1:02.3	Hoarland, which sounds like a wonderful place full of whores.
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