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who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend,

girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly gets you, it's waiting for you unbumble.

It's Tuesday, May 20, 2014. From Slate, it's the gist, I'm Mike Pesca.

Ugly Gorilla, Candy Goo, Win X Y Happy. These are the names of Chinese hackers the US

indicted for economic espionage. Ugly Gorilla, Candy Goo. Alright, their unit is known as

Unit 61398, which is an exactly chaos or specter or the legion of doom. And this is the

first time the US is prosecuting members of the Chinese military for economic hacking, so that's new.

But the names, these names are not worthy of the word nefarious. You know what, in fiction,

the villains' names are always better than the hero's names. So probably the best hero's name is

James Bond. But Ernst Stavros Blowfeld, that is much better. John McLean? Eh, Hans Gruber,

the mustache practically twirls itself. Athello. Oh, nice fellow. Yago, Yago, so schemeful. God,

good. Lucifer. Now, there you go. But in real life, the heroes of better names in the villains

seal Team 6, the granite mountain hot shots, or Martin Luther King. The villains, Candy Goo,

and that's Candy with a K, by the way. Coming up on the show, the ubiquitous Twitter disclaimer

that has attached itself to social media like a barnacle, and the brother of a woman who died in

the World Trade Center on 9-11 goes to the New Museum and finds it all so weird. We'll talk to him.

And in the spiel, the North Korean pop star who shocks the world by actually being alive.

But now onto processing, actually not processing, but acknowledging the impossibility of processing

loss in 9-11. Steve Kendall's sister Sherry died during the terrorist attacks on the World Trade

Center on September 11th. His family was not very public with their mourning, but they were

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