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It's Wednesday, May 21, 2014. From Slate, this is the gist. I'm Mike Pasca.

.Amazon is out. So I can, which issues internet addresses and has been

establishing top-level domains, which is like .com or .gov. But instead, now there's a .hair

or a .linzatar or you can invest in .ninja. And I have, by the way. So a certain Seattle-based

retailer wanted .Amazon. Not so fast, said the nations of Peru and Brazil. It turns out,

and who know, that the Amazon is actually a river and a pretty big one, apparently.

So if .Amazon were to exist, it would like, sully the river or bum out the piranha or

lead to confused Americans booking flights to Polkalpa, forging upriver than miles inland

and then frantically shouting orders into the raging waters of the earth's largest river by volume.

Yes, I'd like a six pack of Haines beefy teas and the Kindle version of the time travelers wife.

Hello, where do I specify shipping?

I don't understand how this is any more convenient. So I can, the group that

controls the top level domains. I will now explain what they did by quoting from the website domain

site. Under the rules of the new GTDL program, the NGPC could have rejected the GAC's advice.

So that clears it up. Actually, it doesn't. In truth, I can just agree with Peru and Brazil. You

better not give anyone .Amazon. So Amazon.com remains a jug or not, but .com.Amazon or anything.Amazon.

Sorry, we have got a river's reputation to protect. On today's show, the literal race against death

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