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The Political Orphanage

The Guns for Trumpets Buyback Program (Friday Release Valve)

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Brian Sack and Jack Helmuth of the podcast Questionable Material join Heaton to sort out the week's underserved headlines, including a goose who runs for mayor, and municipal wizard subsidies.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It is Friday and I have no remaining willpower or energy to investigate matters of

0:07.7

substance. Not at all. I just want to snag some funny people and kick around funny headlines before I slink into my weekend

0:16.4

stupor.

0:17.8

If you are new to the program and you were impressed with the analysis and thought that went into the midweek flagship program

0:25.1

where we explore policies and big ideas I should warn you Fridays are where we

0:30.1

check in on weird stories involving baboons and Florida often in the same headline.

0:36.4

This week I did a whole episode on the Postal Service, I researched that, I recorded it, but

0:41.8

we're done with that. We had our salad it's the weekend

0:45.0

now it's time to sip a little bit of our beer bong which means it's time for

0:50.6

Friday release valve.

0:53.5

But before we get into that, let's have some announcements from some of our fellow orphans.

0:57.8

Big shout out to the good folks who have been sending me artwork for the political orphanage, Snuffies, and the Rogue Wig Party.

1:05.6

I'm planning to make a stickers bag, maybe some t-shirts, possibly tattoos, so I really

1:11.4

appreciate people sending in good ideas.

1:14.0

David Sierra, a Snuffy's VIP member, sent me an excellent new Snuffy's logo.

1:20.0

Looks very modern yet whimsical. Thank you David. that will likely end up on a t-shirt.

1:25.0

The very helpful orphan Jason Richards contacted a talented artist named Kristen Polina who designed

1:30.9

an absolutely badass rogue wig party emblem of an honest to God

1:36.3

Argyle Raku the people of this planet once believed the world was flat.

1:41.8

Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound

1:46.1

barrier could never be broken. It was broken. They said warp speed could not be achieved and they said no one could ever figure out how to make an Argyle raccoon but it happened

2:00.1

It looks super cool. I tweeted that out yesterday if you all want to see it at mighty heaten

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