The Guilty Pleasure of the Heist
Critics at Large | The New Yorker
The New Yorker
4.4 • 679 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On October 19th, a group of masked men broke into the Louvre in broad daylight and made off with some of France’s crown jewels. Suspects are now in custody, but the online fervor is still going strong. On this episode of Critics at Large, Vinson Cunningham, Naomi Fry, and Alexandra Schwartz discuss the sordid satisfaction of watching a heist play out, both onscreen and off. They dive into the debacle at the Louvre, along with a range of fictional depictions, from the fantasy of hyper-competence in “Ocean’s Eleven” to the theft that goes woefully awry in Kelly Reichardt’s new film, “The Mastermind.” Part of the fun, it seems, lies in rooting for those who identify and exploit the blind spots of an institution. “Someone else, just like me, is seeing that everybody is an idiot. But, unlike me, they’re able to best those people in charge,” Fry says. “It’s an alternative morality—a morality of wits.”
Read, watch, and listen with the critics:
“The Mastermind” (2025)
“Ocean’s Eleven” (2001)
Stella Webb’s impression of “the Louvre heist Creative Director”
Jake Schroeder’s “Ballad for the Louvre”
“Showing Up” (2022)
“The Italian Job” (1969)
“How to Beat the High Cost of Living” (1980)
“Drive” (2011)
“Le Cercle Rouge” (1970)
“This Is a Robbery: The World’s Biggest Art Heist” (2021)
“Good Time” (2017)
“George Santos and the Art of the Scam” (The New Yorker)
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| 0:00.0 | Big question. |
| 0:01.8 | Big question. |
| 0:03.1 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:03.5 | Okay, oh boy. |
| 0:04.6 | Should you be called upon to perform a heist, what would you target? |
| 0:10.6 | Okay, the first thing that comes to mind is the Charles Schultz Museum in Santa Rosa, California. |
| 0:18.3 | Beautiful. |
| 0:19.0 | That has all the original, like, peanuts, strips and... |
| 0:23.6 | Wow. |
| 0:24.6 | Wow. |
| 0:25.6 | Wow. |
| 0:26.6 | And what a heist it would be. |
| 0:28.6 | It would be an adorable heist. |
| 0:29.6 | It would be an absolutely adorable heist. |
| 0:31.6 | I think I would do like a bit of a classic heist, like probably a mummy from the Met or something. |
| 0:36.6 | You know, something that was already stolen and so just steal it again. |
| 0:41.9 | Right. |
| 0:42.1 | What's the harm? |
| 0:43.0 | Right. |
| 0:43.7 | Vincent. |
| 0:43.9 | I would heist the big institution that I know best, which is the Macy's on 34th Street. |
| 0:54.7 | Wow. |
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