The bird show it's your wedding day and you got some nerves, right?

So somebody suggests, hey, we got some champagne over here, whatever.

Hey, I got some vodka over here.

How about just having a sip, you know, just to calm the nerves a little bit, I understand

where you come up from.

So you get yourself a little sip, that sip turns into a glass.

Your nerves still are kind of shot.

So you have a second glass and a third glass and a fourth.

And then maybe before you know it, yeah, hammered.

Yep.

On your wedding day, I never thought I would say this, but I am so

mad that I missed a wedding.

I'm so mad.

And I missed it because, so I don't know if you remember me telling you how this, but

I have a group of friends that I grew up with and all of them married and we're the last

two.

Me and a guy who just got married with the last two to not be married.

And I missed like every wedding within this group because of timing and just life.

And I've always hated that.

That I just didn't make it to any of my good friends wedding.

So I promised myself, whenever this dude gets married, I'ma be there no matter what.

And of course it seems like you say things out loud and like challenges you and he ends

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