Hey, hey, hey, hey, short rounds and beds and burners. My name is Doug and I love minis.

This is Doug Las Minis.

The show that is sad that at midnight on Comedy Central is ending its run on its 600 episode on August 4,

coming to you from a hotel room in Sweet Home, San Diego on Wednesday, July 18th? No, 19th shit.

2017.

Tonight, Douglas Movies is sold out at the American Comedy Company, but there are tickets available for tomorrow night.

Different guests each night, if you're coming tonight, go ahead and get your ticket for tomorrow night, because I think it'll get there. I think it'll sell out. That's right. At

midnight is no longer going to be a thing. I'm not going to get any more points, but neither can anyone else. So I will end.

That shows rain with the most appearances and the most wins and the most adorable attitude.

That third one's not official.

It's opening day of Del Mar today.

Where the turf meets the surf down at old Del Mar.

I kind of wish I could go.

I used to go to the racetrack all the time when I was a kid. My parents would take me because they were great parents. They let me bet and everything.

What other plugs do I have coming up, you guys? There's got to be some more shit oh yeah next week Traverse City Film Festival

Thursday night I'm doing

Douglas movies at the Old Town Playhouse

the OTP

yeah you know me

and then Friday there's a comedy panel in the same spot

and then there's a midnight Benson movie interruption of Starship Troopers

which is what anniversary is this? The 25th anniversary of Starship Troopers?

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