The Greenest Room w/ Patti

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Emma and Matteo's friend Patti (@legalminor) stops by the greenest of green rooms in this week's episode of #InsideTheCloset. Get all the t on Emma's legendary fall down the stairs, and everyone's latest sexploits and fantasies. We get some insight onto childhood signs of homosexuality, and where Emma's love of degrading misogynistic sex comes from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:07.0	All right, we're back.
0:10.0	Emma, it's another episode. We're doing this on the road you guys. We're at what
0:14.2	university area? We're at William Patterson University.
0:17.8	University and Mateo is doing 60 minutes. I'm opening for him and we have... I'm probably going to
0:22.2	do like 30 minutes followed by like Q and
0:24.2	minutes. Yeah well about two minutes and we're all hyped up on coffee.
0:28.1	So much coffee. We're with my special guest and one of my best friends Miss Patty.
0:32.3	Hi guys.
0:33.2	Which Patty is like a, like a, your body language is like a dancer.
0:38.1	Are you a dancer?
0:38.8	I was a dancer for a long time.
0:40.2	Knew it.
0:41.9	I mean, Patty's an expert on most things we talk about sex.
0:44.9	So this will be not to blow your scene.
0:47.9	It's a little.
0:48.9	It's okay.
0:49.9	Just to paint a picture, we can have a picture of Patty too but like how what type of like what
0:54.0	what was the type you are you're an otter I'm sure I would be
0:59.3	considered an otter that's what I get called is an otter or a faggot. I said because I said
1:04.4	that he's like a handsome funny one. That's not a good that's not the
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