Lesbian in the Lobby
Inside the Closet
Starburns Audio
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2017
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. |
| 0:05.0 | Inside the closet. |
| 0:07.0 | All right, we're back for another episode of Inside the Closet. I'm sitting in an empty studio with Emma on the phone. |
| 0:15.8 | And I am in a lobby of the Airbnb I'm staying at. |
| 0:20.8 | So first of all, this is how dedicated we are to our eight fans that we are doing an episode |
| 0:26.7 | Across the goddamn country making Emma wake up early |
| 0:30.8 | No, I you know? I was funny because when we were setting up a time, |
| 0:36.2 | I'm telling you and the producer Alex were worried about it be so early here, |
| 0:40.8 | I'm getting up at like six o'clock in LA because I'm on New York time |
| 0:45.0 | so all of a sudden I'm like a super morning person. |
| 0:48.0 | Well aren't you also waking first of all we have to I mean we have so much I don't even know what I don't |
| 0:52.8 | we have so much to catch up on you're on a television show and I met Janet Jackson |
| 0:58.1 | get the fuck out of here well when I say I met her I was I was less than five feet away from her but to me that's meeting Janet Jackson |
| 1:07.4 | Can I tell you something I am so impressed with your self-control that you didn't say that before and you saved it for right now. |
| 1:14.0 | Let's start with just tell me about that and I'll tell you about the TV. |
| 1:18.0 | But I, okay, well first I was in the Out 100, I was one of the Out 100 this year and my naked picture if you check out the |
| 1:25.3 | picture Mateo has a chicken in front of his penis it's a rubber chicken I |
| 1:28.9 | originally we were gonna do one where I'm like holding my crotch and I was like |
| 1:31.9 | holding a smiley face emoji but then I think you could see my pub so they like pick the chicken one. |
| 1:40.0 | I mean I'm fine with both I mean my poor mother's like can't you just wear clothes? |
| 1:44.0 | But I don't really give it a shit. Anyway so at the party they have like the red carpet and a guy got to walk it |
| 1:51.0 | which I hate walking the red carpet I never know how to |
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