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Shut up and sit down. Hey, everybody. How are you doing?

Doing awesome. How are you?

I'm great. I'm just a little bit delayed. Apparently there's a split-second delay between the sound of my voice and the lips producing them.

You look like a Kung-fu master.

Well, thank you. I'll go with that. By the way, if anybody's wondering if there are any bets still in the live chat.

This is the thing, baby, the ever-loving blue-eyed thing.

Repeat with me now.

It's clobbering time.

Look at that.

Nice, nice.

And folks, I'm going to be sniffling all through the show.

I've got allergies kicked in this morning, and I feel really awful.

But we're going to get through tonight's episode, and then I'm going to go right to bed.

My old mission companion, I think, had allergies, too, and he was given that talk on April 25th at BYU, Idaho, because he was crying a lot too at certain points.

There is compelling evidence not to believe in the church.

Yes.

And when the church historian tells you that there are compelling reasons to doubt Mormonism,

you can believe him.

You can believe him.

Go ahead.

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