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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

The Greatest Garbage Time Performance Ever

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Defector’s own Dan McQuade joins Drew and Roth! Dan updates them on his cancer diagnosis (he’s doing well!), then football – what can Drew expect with Carson Wentz? What’s going on with the Eagles? Does Dan fear the Packers? Finally, baseball! How do the Phillies stack up? And Roth tells us about the Mets’ postseason prospects.

Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


Stuff We Talked About

  • How to pull the cancer card with your boss
  • The best pain medication is from the civil war
  • Roth’s fantasy draftboard stickers
  • The Black Eyed Peas pre-Fergie
  • Old Bay goldfish may be a bit much


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Credits

- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

- Producer: Brandon Grugle

- Editor: Mischa Stanton

- Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

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About The Show

The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're back. We're back. This is distraction. I'm Drew. That's raw. That you doing, raw. I'm good, man. How are you? You doing all right? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm minding my free speech like a good citizen. Good for you. Yeah. You got to be careful what you say and what you do. It's good advice. Our Fleischer was ahead of the curve there. So exciting. Hey,

0:22.8

let's get to the fun stuff. We have Dan McQuaid with us. Oh, that is fun. Hi, Dan. I'm only here

0:28.3

to talk about fun stuff today. Nothing, nothing negative. No, nothing serious. Nothing serious at all.

0:35.3

Certainly not the fact that you're suffering from cancer as we speak.

0:37.7

We're not going to talk.

0:56.7

Negative is not the word I would use. Yeah. Yeah. So if you don't know, I'm Dan McQuaid. I'm the visual editor at DeFectar. I don't even think I got an intro. Just, hey, here's this guy with cancer. We're putting them on the air. You started talking before I could go into the script, but that's okay. Well, Roth talked over you, too. So I thought that was the new. Roth talked over you, and I was like, ooh, that's what I'm best at. So I just jumped in. You know what? I think that's fair. I personally enjoy blaming everything on Roth, too. So I'm sorry. You know what you did, you piece of shit. No, your audio dropped for a second. I didn't get a lot of what you were saying. Now you're talking over me. Now you're talking over me. You can't do that. Dan's talking about cancer. You don't care about cancer by talking so much. All right. So I have been for possibly a decade now, but I have known for a little over a year that I have

1:31.2

been living with neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. Panets, they can also be called

1:39.0

Islet cell tumors. There's lots of words for it. It's a little hard to explain. It is not pancreatic cancer. That is

1:46.3

much more common and that is much worse of an outcome. About 7 and 100,000 people are diagnosed

1:54.5

with neuroendocrine cancer every year. It can sort of come out of anywhere in your body,

1:59.8

anywhere in your neuroend anywhere of your, you know,

2:01.2

in your neuroendocrine system. And I have it originally in the pancreas. It was discovered due to

2:09.0

a blood test that eventually took place after years of unexplained pain that was sort of radiating up

2:16.4

through my shoulder from my liver, which was

2:19.7

like 80% tumors. So, yeah, that sucked. But in the last year, I've had three surgeries. I get a

2:29.6

monthly shot of a drug called Lanreotide, and I had four rounds of radiation that took six months.

2:39.3

And right now I'm doing really well. I like to say that I am just living with neuroendocrine

2:46.8

cancer. Right now, I'm like feeling really healthy, the most healthful I felt in a really

2:53.1

long time. It has gotten easier to deal with both the mental and physical pressures of

3:00.8

having this cancer. And I don't know. I have, like, a 21-month-old son who's perfect, and I have a perfect wife, and my family and friends

3:12.9

have all been great through this past year,

3:15.0

and everyone at Defector has been amazing.

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