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🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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It’s just Drew and Roth, here to celebrate Defector’s five year anniversary! Where will this company be in another five years? Then: baseball! How is Roth liking the Big Dumper? Football! Can the AFC be rigged so that Buffalo and Baltimore meet in the conference title game? Finally, they discuss the Bears’ dysfunction, Ty Dunne, and Caleb Williams.
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- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth
- Producer: Brandon Grugle
- Editor: Mischa Stanton
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About The Show
The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.
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| 0:18.1 | getaway is just a flight away. Book now from just 59.99 pounds and let turkey welcome you with sun express we're back we're back this distraction i'm through that's rod how you doing roth i'm good man it's my website's birthday yeah that's right. Are you doing, Roth? I'm good, man. It's my website's birthday. Yeah. That's right. It is. It is time to celebrate Defector's five-year anniversary. Happy birthday to us. Yay, we did it. Wow. What did you get me, Drew? I'm going to ask you a couple of cute questions about DeFactor. |
| 0:56.1 | Oh, that's nice. |
| 0:57.2 | That's a thoughtful gift. |
| 0:58.0 | We can talk normal sports after that. |
| 1:00.2 | But what is your, what's your favorite memory of the past five years working here at DeFector? |
| 1:06.6 | I mean, this is something that I don't want to, I'll give the EOR part of the answer first, |
| 1:10.9 | because it's what the listeners crave. So it's a job. And most of what I process it as is doing a job. So not all of the memories are like fun. A lot of it is like you get up and like somebody's messaging you on Slack and you're like, oh, sorry, didn't see that. And then you have to do work shit. |
| 1:33.4 | Every now and then, the blogs that we run under the Defector Staff headline, where it's basically everybody getting on Dave McKenna's ass because he claimed to have bought a ham off of a side of the |
| 1:38.2 | road in France. Stuff like that is the most fun I've ever had at any workplace. |
| 1:45.3 | And every now and then when we get to do one of those, I mean, I think that there's this idea that it's always or often like that, which it isn't. |
| 1:53.5 | Like, we're just trying to put a website out every day and, you know, getting annoyed with each other and getting annoyed with ourselves, like the way that people do in workplaces. |
| 2:06.0 | But it's just an awesome group of people that I love dearly. And the opportunities that we get sometimes to be stupid together and have fun are, it's as lucky as I've ever felt |
| 2:12.2 | to, you know, be employed or be in a Slack channel with people. And the fact that it's us and it's never going to be taken away because some shithead gets bored after 18 months is like the greatest gift imaginable. |
| 2:26.1 | I will not get too emotional talking about the ham cart blog or the time that Sammer was able to identify a farm trucks. |
| 2:33.7 | Please ham trucks. Well trucks what's a truck |
| 2:35.8 | but it's like a cart behind it was it like a pullable thing or did he have it like was it like a van |
| 2:41.4 | what was his vision of it you're asking me to try to decode what the fuck was in danger can i |
| 2:46.6 | okay yeah forget it yep it's just it's a's just a deep purple concert from 1978 in there. |
| 2:52.2 | We got no idea what's going on. |
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