Animal Disasters, Part 2: Too Dark for Texas

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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You know how we did a live show in Austin centered around animal mishaps? Well, there were several stories you submitted that we did not feel comfortable reading into a microphone in front of actual people. So we saved them for this episode, where we could read them into a microphone to digital people, who are not real. Topics include: - Ocean's 11 But Dogs - Prissy, the Radical Feminist Cow - Woodchucks + Fireworks = John Wuck - Tom Hanks as a unit of measurement - Unregistered Iowa Petting Zoo(s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:07.0	Man I hope you really enjoyed animal disasters, our previous classic because you know what
0:15.0	one successful thing needs, it needs a sequel.
0:19.4	And that's mostly because we have a lot left over because we asked our listeners to tell
0:24.2	us their ultimate animal disasters and animal disasters.
0:28.6	Apparently so common that we couldn't even get to like a half of them in a live show.
0:34.4	Yeah, this became our live, this became the basis for our live show in Austin and unlike
0:39.5	most sequels, we're returning to this because we have too many ideas, not because we're
0:43.9	out of ideas.
0:44.9	I dispute that this is a sequel actually.
0:47.4	I think this is a gritty reboot.
0:49.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:51.6	This is the Zack Snyder cut.
0:54.5	If we're telling the cat on the tire story, this is going to get pretty gritty.
0:59.2	Here's the thing you need to know, Superman fucks Annie kills.
1:04.7	What animals, both of those verbs.
1:08.1	Interesting.
1:09.1	Interesting.
1:10.1	What if we took children's franchise and made it crumpy?
1:14.7	For some of these, we decided they were just too hot for Austin.
1:18.1	So you, you the listener at home get in the privacy of comfort and safety to feel troubled
1:25.7	by things that are not comfortable or safe.
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