The Great White

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes recognize the Chicago Bulls defying convention with their starting lineup last Saturday. Sometimes we set the Agenda, as national writers around the league have opened their third eyes to the massive tankjobs currently underway. Dan Hurley crashed out following a loss to Florida in March Madness, and to think he could be coaching Luka Doncic right now. Tom Did His Own Research on James Harden cookie jar fouls and searches for the outlier of all outlier stats. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:12.3	Illumination, it's March Madness,
1:15.0	and the NBA decided to channel the NCAA by doing something
1:19.8	that no one would have thought possible in this modern era,
1:23.7	something you might see every once in a while and celebrate if you turn on the NCAA tournament,
1:29.0	but the Chicago Bulls on Saturday night started five whites.
1:36.0	What?
1:36.8	Five?
1:37.6	Five whites.
1:39.1	The starting five were all whites.
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