I didn't know we're going to be bringing rhyming in here. I have people like rhymes you might have already won this debate

Because I have no rhymes written out. He's already at a loss for words ladies and gentlemen. He does not know where to go with this. The Extra Pack of Peanuts Travel Podcast, Episode 238.

Over 70% of the world's bacon comes from the Netherlands.

Is that why they're so tall?

Slow travel, fast travel, no matter how you're traveling, it doesn't really matter, because it's awesome.

But you know one thing that isn't awesome, when your luggage breaks while you're traveling and

this happens to me on one of my very first trips when I arrived in Switzerland the

very first day to start a four-month internship my 50-pound suitcase broke the wheel fell right off the moment I got

off the train and I had to drag it a mile and a half was like dragging a sled of

bricks a mile and a half to this house that I had never been to in the

middle of Switzerland I didn't know where I was going people are looking at me like I was

crazy I think it was 95 degrees Fahrenheit I was sweating it was disgusting I

never want to have that happen to me again, and that is why I always

carry a backpack. I'm not putting it full of 50 pounds. I carry a backpack. It is the largest carry-on

backpack that you can get.

I love my Tortuga backpack.

So if you don't want to get stuck with your luggage breaking on you in the middle of the day

in Switzerland on one of your first trips,

make sure you head on over to Tortuga Backpacks.

Come, look at all the options they have there.

And don't forget if you decide to pick something up

to use the promo code EP OP, all capital letters,

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